A rainforest scandal has just broken up one of the world’s most iconic couples, as it has been revealed that Barbie, the world’s most famous doll, “has been wrapping herself in destroyed rainforest. This revelation has led Barbie’s longtime beau Ken to announce publicly that he doesn’t date girls who are into deforestation.”

Barbie’s scandalous deforestation habit is fed by her manufacturer Mattel, who uses paper products made by notorious forest destroyer Asia Pulp and Paper (APP). APP continues to rely on clearance of carbon-rich rainforests and peatlands in Indonesia despite the dire consequences for the climate, endangered animals like the Sumatran tiger, and local communities.

Priceless rainforest and animal habitat are being lost – all so that Barbie can wrap herself in cheap, throw-away packaging! Ken is” seeking help on Facebook” to send messages to Mattel: “Put an end to Barbie’s destructive deforestation habit and immediately stop using APP products.”